The foreigner’s guide to Japanese toilets
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Foreigners traveling to Japan can be stumped by the mass of
technology involved in a Japanese toilet. While some of the squat toilets or
public toilets in Japan are self-explanatory, you will most likely encounter a
newer toilet over the course of your stay in Japan. These modern toilets are
most commonly located in private properties, or fancy hotels. Thus, I present:
The foreigner’s guide to Japanese toilets.
Before I begin, it should be noted that the toilet I am
translating is currently the newest model on the market, so don’t be
discouraged if you find that your electronic toilet is missing some of these
features. I would also like to point out that some Japanese toilets differ to
the one I am translating {e.g. some include sound features to cover the sound
of you going to the toilet}, and would like to remind readers that this guide is
based on my experiences only.
Above is a photo of the control panel that you use in the
bathroom. It will most likely be located on the wall beside you. Though not
pictured in the photo, two important and probably most used buttons sit on top
of the control box. They are labelled 大 and 小. The
former means ‘big’ in Japanese, and is the equivalent of a full flush, whilst
the latter translates to ‘small’, and consequently is the equivalent of a half
flush.
On the control panel, you will see an orange button, with
this kanji: 正. This is your “abort mission button”. It will cancel any
other button that you have pressed, and is a good one to remember in case of
unwanted water spray. The next button to the right is labelled おしり {bottom} and is accompanied by a picture of a blue person with
a small spray of water. This is the bide button, meaning that is shoots water
up your おしり to clean it. However, a word of
caution, this is the higher jet powered setting, newbies might prefer the next
button to the right. Labelled やわらか, and depicting a similar image,
this button also starts the bide, but at a lower pressure. I recommend using
this button if you are a first timer, or else you might receive a nasty shock.
It should be noted that the two former buttons are intended
for men/boys to use, and though it is alright for females to also use this,
they might prefer the next button to the right. This button is simply labelled ビデ {Bide} and functions as above but on a different angle.
Diagonally to the right from this button is one labelled パワー脱臭,
which translates to: power deodorisation. Press this button if the toilet
smells a lot, and it will freshen itself up. However, my host family told me
that this button is never used, so perhaps it is best to proceed with caution.
To the left of this button is what looks like a slider, and
is titled 洗浄位置 with buttons that read 前 and 後 below. The title roughly translates
to ‘washing’ and the buttons below indicate the place that you want to wash, 前 being the front, and 後 being
the back. However, the button also is seldom used. The next series of buttons
to the left are titled 水勢, which translates to ‘force of water’. The two buttons
below control the force of the water in the bide. The button to the left, 弱, means ‘weak’, and the button to the right, 強, means ‘strong’. For those who haven’t figured it out,
you press the left button to weaken the water stream, and the right to
strengthen it.
Diagonally to the left of this is a series of buttons that
look like glasses with text above. The text reads 温度設定,
and the direct translation of this is: temperature setting. The buttons below
are used to alter the temperature of the toilet seat, and the water in the
bide. I’ve heard that in some public toilets, the water temperature can be set
to an incredibly high temperature, so this might be one to look out for. The
buttons that are connected read 便座 on the left, and 温水 on
the right. These buttons translate to ‘toilet seat’ and ‘water temp’, respectively.
Therefore, if you want to adjust the temperature of the seat, press the left
button, likewise, the right if you want to adjust the temperature of the water.
The rest of the buttons are marked 入/切on the actual face of the button. This means that you
press them to turn the specified ‘thing’ on/off. However, each title is
different, and it is important that you know the difference. The only button in
this series not connected by a line is labelled ノズルそう,
and this is used to clean the nozzle of the bidet. Consequently, you will
rarely use this button, even more so if you are a guest. The next button to the
right is connect to others via a line, and marked オート洗浄,
meaning, automatic cleaning. If you want your toilet to automatically clean
itself, this is the button to press.
Following this button is one titled おまかせ節電,
which is pressed when you want the toilet to remember how often it is used. This
is sometimes handy to save power, as, on days when the toilet is seldom used,
the machine won’t keep the seat warm as often. It also ensures that, on days
when the toilet is used often, the seat is always kept warm. To the right of
this button is one marked タイマー3 6 9, and is pressed so that the
toilet goes in to “saving electricity mode”. The numbers indicate the hours
that the toilet will remain in this mode. Finally, the last button, which has
no title, is used to confirm any button you press that is connected by the
black line. It can also cancel buttons, however, according to 嘉穂 these
buttons are seldom used in her household.
For those people who see the Japanese toilet as too
high-tech, don’t worry! You can use a Japanese toilet as a Western one, and
most will flush automatically. If it doesn’t flush, simply press the 大 or 小
buttons and be on your merry way.
I hope that this guide has provided some insight as to how
to use a Japanese toilet. Please don’t accidentally bump into the control panel
and get spurted in the face by the bide, as my host mother has done. I wish you
good luck with your Japanese toilet adventures!
-H
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How very comprehensive, thank you for sharing
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